Today is probably going to be another under-staffed shitstorm. I am trying hard not to be too grumpy, tired, and stressed. I really don't want work to give me gray hair and bad health.
Deep calming breaths.
Happy thoughts.
Lots of water.
It's just work.
Showing posts with label breath. Show all posts
Showing posts with label breath. Show all posts
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Get a mint
-I had someone ask for a biscuit knife. What the heck is a biscuit knife. Biscuits seems like one food where any old knife will work for cutting. But who knows? I could be missing some enriched biscuit experience. (doubt it though).
-Real customer quote: "Will we ever find a cheese cutter?? It is this ongoing problem!"
-It is usually amusing to overhear the kind of customer that discovered everything first. I call it the Naysayer-Trendsetter Routine. The customer walks around and, often quite vocally, puts everything down. Then they talk about they had it first like 7 years ago and now it is EVERYWHERE.
-Sometimes I don't understand how people can't find things. Do they lack the ability to go to a store and read and use their eyes? Do they not know how to turn on a computer and type in the thing they want? Do they find phone books and alphabets truly impossible? Or are they just LAZY?
-If you have bad breath, go to a dentist. Work on it because it's a problem. I know there are a lot of people that probably can't afford fancy shit like dentistry, but they aren't my customers; I'm selling people $300 soup pots and $10,000 sofas. Chew some gum, suck a mint, eat some parsley, and take a step back. Please do not get in my personal space and sigh in my fucking face. Your death breath is gross and distracting and makes me dry heave. Thank you.
-Real customer quote: "Will we ever find a cheese cutter?? It is this ongoing problem!"
-It is usually amusing to overhear the kind of customer that discovered everything first. I call it the Naysayer-Trendsetter Routine. The customer walks around and, often quite vocally, puts everything down. Then they talk about they had it first like 7 years ago and now it is EVERYWHERE.
-Sometimes I don't understand how people can't find things. Do they lack the ability to go to a store and read and use their eyes? Do they not know how to turn on a computer and type in the thing they want? Do they find phone books and alphabets truly impossible? Or are they just LAZY?
-If you have bad breath, go to a dentist. Work on it because it's a problem. I know there are a lot of people that probably can't afford fancy shit like dentistry, but they aren't my customers; I'm selling people $300 soup pots and $10,000 sofas. Chew some gum, suck a mint, eat some parsley, and take a step back. Please do not get in my personal space and sigh in my fucking face. Your death breath is gross and distracting and makes me dry heave. Thank you.
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