Oil, mister!

The new oil misters are here!  With a stainless ribbed casing for improved grip should there be any drizzles!  All we need to learn now is where to insert the batteries.

"Do you have a ______ ?"

Here is a list of some of the items for which I have received requests:

goosefat jar
microwave bacon cooker
Magic Bullet Food Processor
asparagus tongs
fiber optic table displays
stainless steel salad spinners
chili pepper lights
football shaped cookie cutter
salt that is raked from fields in France
decorative paper towels for the powder room
wine glass big enough to hold an entire bottle of wine
banana peeler

Come on people! Seriously?