Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Freak Out Wednesday: We are April's Fools

Even before it began, I couldn't wait for this day to be over.

3. I had an elderly couple return a teapot because it dribbled from the spout. They brought in pages from a website that showed how to make teapots that don't dribble. I'll get right on that first thing tomorrow and fax those to China.

4. Today I said "hello" to a woman that was in the store. "I'm getting a gift wrapped," was her response. Oh, okay, great, I say hi because it's my job, not because I want to buy you a drink or be best friends or sell you more things. When her gift wrap was brought up, she interrupted me when I asked if she needed a bag to tell me that she needed a bag because "it's going on a plane." Uh, I thought wrapped gifts are planes were a no-no, bad idea, waste of everyone's time. Well, more money for us.

5. Staring out the window into the street, I saw a nerdy white kid with dreads, slap scratching his dead like a dog. Eww.

1 comment:

  1. About the teapot...I know people who know people who allegedly own sweatshops across the border in Shenzhen. Fax over the details, I'll give you an equity share, and we'll make squillions hahahaha.